I'm a referee

Football referee

You’re a referee

Football referee

I'm a referee

Football referee

I'm the man who's knowin

When the rules is broken

(YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH)

On the park obey me

Kiss my arse or maybe

You're a referee

Football referee

Blasted referee

PuNkInG just like me

See if you can spot

All the bribes I got

A million eyes wont miss

That I don't give a piss

I'm a football ref

Up a gum tree

You’re a football ref

Where's me fifty quid

I'm a football ref