The Day Job
To the tune of How Long by Ace
Its been so long
since I destroyed a song
So long since I
destroyed a song
Well it started with
‘Café de Paris’
Where I ripped of a
song done by Barry
Then I couldn’t help
do one by Prodigy
Where the ref’s twice
as dumb as he seems
And the one that I
wrote about Zola
Is the one that most
irratates Rob
But there aint no
use in pretending
I’m not going to
give up my day job
Its been so long
since I destroyed a song
So long since I
destroyed a song
Take it away lads, That’s
fine…
OK lads, that’s great …
OK that’s enough…
OY get off…
Stale donuts and
racing round
Were just two of my
personal themes
And ‘
To write about my
football team
And if you fancy a
game of Croquet
Then I more than
happy to play
If I aint had my
head chopped off
By the Queen and
Freddy Mercury
Its not long since I
destroyed a song
Hey man, I destroyed
this song
not so long since i
destroyed this song