Croquet - that's the game you should play
I said Croquet well it blows me away
I said Croquet you can play like a dream
Soon you've got your hand - e - cap down

Croquet If it's dry or it's wet
I said Croquet you can use your mal - let
To make roquet - from a long way away
And then go off on the cro - kay - stroke

It's fun to play the game C R O K
It's fun to play the game C R O K
You can peg yourself out
When you didn't mean to
You can fail on a triple peel

It's fun to play the game C R O K
It's fun to play the game C R O K
You can play the wrong ball
Which could just end your turn
If discoverd in the limit of claims

It's fun to play the game C R O K
It's fun to play the game C R O K
When you're playing someone
Who is always joined up
And likes keeping you miles apart

Croquet - when you just can't hit in
You get one shot in the whole of the game
At a double but you miss by a mile
And leave a - four - ball - break - for - them

It's fun to play the game C R O K
It's fun to play the game C R O K
When you have enough bisques
You could build the Forth Bridge
And you're sure of a realy neat win

Croquet don't forget your flat shoes
Or we'll make you play in your holey socks
'Cause there's no way we want your deep heel marks
Spoiling con - tin - u - a - shun - shots

Croquet - There's a take off to make
and you do it but the ball it don't shake
And they ask you if the ball it don't move
And you ask them - if - may - be - they're - blind

Croquet yes we play in the rain
I said Croquet every game is the same
You make two hoops in three hours and a half
And the mi - nus - pla - yer - starts - to - laugh

It's fun to play the game C R O K
It's fun to play the game C R O K
You can take a long time
To decide what to play
And then mess it up n - e - way

It's fun to play the game C R O K
It's fun to play the game C R O K
When you forget your lift
And you run the wrong hoop
Then you roquet the blue with green

C R O K C R O K
You can peg yourself out
When you didn't mean to
You can fail on a triple peel
C R O K C R O K
Da de da de da da da de da de de de
Take off home